Cuddly RebornA/N: I don't own Offendy or Slendy.Cuddly Reborn by LunaBelle777
I was typing away furiously. Three deaths down, ninety seven to go, when I sensed a looming presence behind me. Well, not looming, more like lounging. I sighed. "I don't have time for this, Offendy. I have deaths to plan. How about a woodchipper next? Or a sawmill? Oh, you could go to Sea World and get swallowed by an orca."
Offendy sighed. "Look, Princess, I'm your version, Not the original, I'm the misunderstood prince, remember?"
"Woodchipper it is. Or a dragon? Would you like to be eaten by a dragon?" I offered. The problem was, I really liked the guy. Which just wasn't acceptable, considering what he did to his victims. A clawed hand was laid on my shoulder and I reminded myself there was no warmth or love in the original.
A vat of acid, that was what was called for. I felt a loving nuzzle and sighed. "You're the defective version." I said, turning to face him. "You're a creepypasta that turned into a happypasta. We ought to rename y
100 Ways To Kill Offendy 3A/N: I Don't own Offendy or Slendy.100 Ways To Kill Offendy 3 by LunaBelle777
Offendy came to strapped to a metal table. It wasn't the first time it had happened but it was the first time he couldn't teleport away. He couldn't make his tentacles emerge either, so he looked around him, seeking a way out and planning his revenge at roughly the same time. He was in some sort of lab, or maybe it was an operating room, he really wasn't sure. His head pounded from whatever had been given to him.
There was a man dressed in what looked like a black hazmat suit working at a metal table with his back to Offendy. Time to turn on the charm. Offendy thought. But when he tried to speak his voice came out a raspy croak. The man turned to him and Offendy noticed one of his roses in the man's gloved hand. Yes! It's only a matter of time now. He thought as the man continued to stare at him. But there was something about the man. He seemed emotionless and for a moment Offendy wondered if there was anything inside of
100 Ways To Kill Offendy 2A/N: I don't own Offendy, Slendy, Splendy or Trendy.100 Ways To Kill Offendy 2 by LunaBelle777
Splendorman was playing with one of his young friends in a field when he realized they were being watched. He kept the smile on his face as he and the young girl made daisy chains, but flicked his gaze to the woods bordering the field and his heart sank. His brother Offendy was watching them intently, his eyeless gaze fixed not on the girl, but on Splendy.
Splendy told his young friend it was time to go and teleported her safely home, then teleported back to the field. His perpetual smile faded and he stood with his hands on his cane as he faced his brother. "What do you want?" He asked.
Offendy shrugged. "I'm just bored, figured I'd check in on you." He said but sensed Splendy didn't buy his story. "OK. I wanted company. Are you happy now?"
Splendy gave his brother a tentative smile. He loved his brother even if he didn't approve of how he treated humans. Still, if he was nice enough maybe Offendy would le
ESTO - The Game. Rules of the game.ESCAPE THE SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN the gameESTO - The Game. Rules of the game. by Skakuna
About the Game
Escape the Offenderman is the board game. A main purpose is to get from The Party to The House. It's not simple though. The Sexual Offenderman is in town and he's going to catch and bang you as many times as he can. He can be everywhere, so watch out.
1. All Players start from The Party space.
2. Players roll the dice ONCE for a turn. 6 on the dice doesn't mean that you can roll again.
3. Players can move their pawn in every direction they want.
4. The very first rolling of the dice is The Smexy's Choice (more below)
5. After every 3 turns The Smexy's Choice is changing by rolling the dice.
6. After every 5 turns Players draw from The Banging Spot Cards (more below)
7. After drawing any of The Cards you put your card back to the others so it can be drawn again.
8. If you decided to move in some direction and during shifting your pawn you realised that you shoulde have moved in the other one – it's too late. You cann
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Anonymous asked: You make it seem like you're just a sack of skin containing weird black stuff. Then why does your spit, blood, and ...other fluids have different effects?
*he lights up a cigarette and takes a few puffs*
Only my saliva and “blood” have different effects.
Everything else just acts like watered down blood.
Anonymous asked: You're probably annoyed with how much people ask about you and Smexy but...how do you feel so comfortable around him? He is a demon who rapes after all.
Arc: after he’s bummed around in your house for so many months, even something like having a tentacle rape monster hanging around get’s pretty routine
Anonymous asked: I think Smexy cares too much about Arc to really do anything to her.
Arc: he literally tried to get a group of men to try and rape me once, thanks to our deal preventing him from being able to rape me himself.
I think you’re really overestimating the value he places on
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