ESTO - The Game. Rules of the game.ESCAPE THE SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN the gameESTO - The Game. Rules of the game. by Skakuna
About the Game
Escape the Offenderman is the board game. A main purpose is to get from The Party to The House. It's not simple though. The Sexual Offenderman is in town and he's going to catch and bang you as many times as he can. He can be everywhere, so watch out.
1. All Players start from The Party space.
2. Players roll the dice ONCE for a turn. 6 on the dice doesn't mean that you can roll again.
3. Players can move their pawn in every direction they want.
4. The very first rolling of the dice is The Smexy's Choice (more below)
5. After every 3 turns The Smexy's Choice is changing by rolling the dice.
6. After every 5 turns Players draw from The Banging Spot Cards (more below)
7. After drawing any of The Cards you put your card back to the others so it can be drawn again.
8. If you decided to move in some direction and during shifting your pawn you realised that you shoulde have moved in the other one – it's too late. You cann
Empty vs Smexy The soft taps of feet could be heard in the middle of the night again...in this large unsuspecting city there was a seemingly normal red headed girl, sorting tonight a lovely black dress found in the style of Gothic attire. Her curled hair blew softly in the breeze at a street light on an old side walk. Her light brown eyes gazed forward as in a trance she wouldn't pay attention to reality..until she could sense some one to make her.."Friend"....Though..she thought it was a matter of time...she had stumbled on something unusual... not human...Empty vs Smexy by silveroflight36
She was soon snapped from her trance as she noticed she had just walked by a strange man right by one of the street lights...her face painted on a soft smile..she could sense a great amount of emotional energy from him...sinful as it smelled...she didn't care...the hallow girl was starving inside..and this mans pure lust could satisfy her for now...She turned to The man with a gentle smile to welcome the man but as her eyes gained focus on
The Transformation: Chapter 7Still feeling deeply traumatized and overwhelmed by the day's headline news, I decided to walk around in Central Park, and lick my wounds. Acknowledgment of my great debt of responsibility for the lives I have taken has left me feeling grief stricken. I sat down at a park bench to grieve for the unknown innocents, and reflect upon my next possible destination. Intellect warns me not to stay in the city for too much longer, if I wish to maintain anonymity. 'Where shall I go?' I wondered.The Transformation: Chapter 7 by Zana8924
I decided to go to down into the subway and allow the train to take me where ever it may carry me. Riding along in the train, I look out the widow, to see the graffiti on the subway walls. As we came to each stop, even in my humanoid form, my eyes miss nothing. I read all the graffiti messages on the walls. We came to a stop and I noticed an etched chalk message stating, "Don't Take the ROSE", and I decided that this message must be the answer to one of my most important questions. I got o
Forbidden. Smexy X Child! Reader part 1Forbidden. Smexy X Child! Reader part 1 by IvyDarkRose
You and your family had moved recently to escape the city life. You were playing with your favorite toys when you saw something walk past your window, curious as you normally are you run to your window and look out, but nothing was there you shrugged and went on to play.
Later that day you decided you wanted to play in the backyard, so you went to your mother to ask. "Mommy! Can I play outside??" You ask hoping to her side, "Sure, baby but don't go into the woods. I don't want you to get lost." Sure says with a sweet smile as she unpacks the dishes.
You gleefully run outside to play, as you got out there you notice some rose petals scattered here and there. You start to pick them up one by one only to have them stop at the fence gate and go no farther. After playing outside for awhile your mothers calls you in for dinner. Later that night after you got tucked into bed, you noticed something outside your window about 20 feet away. You blink and rubbing your eyes only to see
Creepypasta Birthday ScenarioDAY~Creepypasta Birthday Scenario by M-Y-S-T-E-R-I-E
1- Jeff the Killer
2- Jane the Killer
7- Suicide Mouse
8- Suicide Squidward
9- Russian Sleep Experiment
10- Ticci Toby
13- Laughing Jack
14- Homicide Lui
15- Smile Dog
16- The Rake
18- Tails Doll
20- Eyeless Jack
21- Mr. Welldone
22- Sexual Offenderman
25- Seed Eater
27- Lost Silver
29- Abandoned Mascot
30- Username 666
31- SCP 173
January- Hugs you
February- Kisses you
March- Marries you
April- Hits you with a bucket
May- Lays on you
June- Sits on you
July- Stabs you
August- Kills you
September- Kidnaps you
October- Rapes you
November- Reads a book with you
December- Tickles you
BECAUSE (The colour of your shirt)~
Red- They like you
Blue- They are your friend
Yellow- It's raining
Green- You deserved it
Purple- You're royalty
Orange- You were high
Black- They hate you
Grey- You're depressed
White- You're Holy
Multiple- You're cute
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Contest Entries: Entries for any current contest.
Singles: Art featuring ONLY Smexy or predominantly featuring him.
Pairings-Slash: Art featuring Smexy with any male character in a romantic OR non-romantic pairing.
Pairings-Het: Art featuring Smexy with any female character in a romantic OR nonromantic pairing.
Group: Art featuring Smexy with more than one other character.
Literature: Deviations of a written nature, such as fanfics or poems.
Artisan Crafts: Deviations that feature some form of artisan craft, such as sculpting, knitting, etc.
Comics: Comics with Smexy.
Cosplay: Deviations with you/someone cosplaying your favorite sex-addict slender.
Memes and Extras: Deviations of memes, animations, gifs, stamps and anything that would not fit in the normal categories.
Scraps and Screenshots: Screenshots or anything that you would put in your 'scraps'.
Previous Contest Winners: For art that has placed in or won in a group contest.
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